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Joke Whole 8:41 Thu Apr 9
So, I get to spend a night in a Thai jail because...

...the cunt that came into the country in January on a clone of my passport has done a runner.


Hey fucking ho.

Vermin 9:44 Sat Apr 11
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I'm off to Thailand in the morning with the wife,awesome place.Not interested in the ladyboys or eating dogs as there's so much more to do.Fucking love Britain though.

westhammersmad 9:06 Sat Apr 11
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Calling bullshit.

You are a lady boy raping peado.

One Flew 9:02 Sat Apr 11
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Fraser , I've lived and worked overseas extensively too and I'm of the same mind as you, but in a face to face situation I don't waste my breath on arguing for Britain, I let them have their view and then move on.

fraser 6:08 Sat Apr 11
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One Flew 5:13 Sat Apr 11

Ha I live in Oz and hate fucking expats I meet whose first words are, better than being in that shithole, I always stick up for the UK.

Think a lot say it to justify their move, I like both places equally and would never slag off where I come from.

Joke Whole 6:07 Sat Apr 11
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"Drinking with the feds" does have it's advantages.

Last night I was informed that, if "Immigration" can't find the "cloner", then, if they're ambitious and want/need a result, I'm a ready made target.

I asked what that meant and was told "Whatever they want it to mean. You'd effectively take the rap for the other guy. In cases like this, Thais support Thais and as, organisationally, they outrank us, anyone in the village who could help you will not be around when asked."

One Flew 5:13 Sat Apr 11
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I'm with Sold on this, why not create a Thai Forum on here for all those posters that want to sit in the sun and constantly post about how shit it is in the UK.

I was checking out my new oilfield in Lincolnshire yesterday and stopped off at Rutland Water on the way, a very pleasant experience, yes, this country sucks.

fraser 1:32 Sat Apr 11
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Drinking with feds, hmmm.

Westham67 1:10 Sat Apr 11
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here we go bomb on Samui

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_THAILAND_ISLAND_BOMBING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-04-10-15-21-10

7 HURT IN CAR BOMB ON TOURIST ISLAND IN SOUTHERN THAILAND


BANGKOK (AP) -- A car bomb exploded at a shopping mall on a Thai island popular with foreign tourists for its pristine beaches, injuring seven people, officials said on Saturday.

The improvised bomb was hidden in a pickup truck and went off late Friday night on the basement level of the shopping Central Festival mall on Samui Island in Surat Thani province, after a fashion show, the island's disaster prevention and mitigation chief Poonsak Sophonpathumrak told The Associated Press.

He said authorities believed the vehicle was stolen from one of the three southernmost Thai provinces plagued by violence. More than 5,000 people have been killed since an Islamic insurgency began in the sub-region in 2004.

Muslims in the area, which was an independent Islamic sultanate until it was annexed by Thailand in the early 20th century, have long complained of discrimination, and the insurgents are thought to be fighting for autonomy. The militants, however, have made no public pronouncements about their aims.

Poonsak said the bomb had destroyed most of the pickup truck and damaged a few other vehicles that were parked nearby at the mall, which was located a few hundred meters (feet) from the popular Chaweng beach.

"The authorities are still investigating the scene to find out more details before linking it to any insurgency groups," he said.

Samui is one of the country's top island destinations among foreign and Thai tourists. It has rarely been a target of militant attacks in the past.

Westham67 3:50 Thu Apr 9
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nice one I should be back about that time , Need to give you all the details for Ko chang, for when your old man comes over, lovely place

balders 3:47 Thu Apr 9
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67

Yes mate be in Pattaya around 12

Just got load more photocopies

Westham67 3:43 Thu Apr 9
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Mashed they have been ripping people off down that way for a while, I got a bag of sand fine from the cigarette Police

You on for Saturday B man ? Bring your passport

Spandex Sidney 3:23 Thu Apr 9
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Do you like films about Gladiators?

balders 3:07 Thu Apr 9
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Cheesy

First time it's happened to me in 8 months walking up from Dubliner

They usually hit the japs I was with a couple of them

balders 3:05 Thu Apr 9
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Mash

Try soi 7/1 beats the shit out of cowboy

Good live band in Bangkok beats as well

Cheezey Bell-End 3:03 Thu Apr 9
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I've never had any of these issues there, and I spend a lot of time in the Nana/Cowboy area.. Was expecting it last time, but nothing. Yet to be asked to piss into a cup either.

Bouncing Ludo 3:02 Thu Apr 9
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So, I get to spend a night in a Thai jail because....

.....you started a sentence with "So" ?

mashed in maryland 2:59 Thu Apr 9
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Then again it's probably not advisable to try be a clever cunt with a police force that makes the yanks look like dick son of dock green!

defjam 2:58 Thu Apr 9
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Soi Cowboy?

*Unzips*

mashed in maryland 2:57 Thu Apr 9
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Mine happened in sukhumvit, soi 23.

Only been ere just over 2 months as a tourist and I rarely carry fuck all on me but wherever I've been even in the uk when cornered by *ahem* uniformed authority figures on shit money, I've found pretending not to understand often gets you "waved on" or the equivalent.

balders 2:28 Thu Apr 9
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Asked for passport didn't have it so offered the money

Been here 8 months so the locals have taught me a couple of quid given to old bill saves loads of hassle

balders 2:26 Thu Apr 9
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Mash

Tong Lor

They do regular checks around their tell the truth I was half pissed so when they asked I gave them the money

They smiled and I walked away

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